There aren't sitting assignments in college but if I have been sitting in the same spot for over 2 and a half months, DON'T BE A FUCKING BASTARD AND TAKE MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SPOT

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My ideal woman:

-Has a pulse.
-Wants the D

...Anything else is a plus.

Too many feelings must jizz THEM ALL OVER CONFESSION PAGE!!! OMERGERD HERE IT COOOMES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :O

to people that say stuff about stuff just so you know I disagree with the stuff you say and here's why:
blah blah sea otter blah blah butthole blah
blah Gandalf the White blah blah blah
blah blah blah something about trucks blah
blah feelings blah long boarders blah blah
blah I just fingered my asshole blah
blah blah writing a novel instead of a confession no one is going to read blah
and finally that's my opinion about shit skittles

Perfect Women...
Long Legs
Does Anal

Not sure whether to watch bike porn or ski porn... or actual porn

I'm the best skier at this university!