I'm hiding from finals in a room filled with weed and old Disney movies.

@MontanaStateUBoobs twitter ? Anyone want to start it....anyone ,anyone? Too bad Michigan State already took the shortened MSU name already!
Were behind on the college social media trends right now and so far, we cant seem to get the confessions page right. But maybe, one day, we will finally come around.

If you were sittin in the mall..what would you want someone to come up to you and say?

I am a squirter... and enjoy every second of sex when the guy doesn't believe me until it happens!

Does anyone else think that the picture on the third floor library hallway is obviously a penis? It's got balls and everything.

To the girl in the white Honda or Toyota whose tried to smile their way into a parking spot in the gym lot around 2 today... Nice try. I'd been circling for five minutes, and was waiting for the other car to leave first.

Honestly, I hate people who care so much about school that when their little perfect 4.0 is ruined by one grade, they bitch and bitch and think their lives are ruined. Employers could give a shit if you have a 4.0 in school, all it shows is that you're good at blowing teachers and you have no life. Regardless, you are still going to be working for me one day so nut up and take the 3.99999999 you pussies

Totally thought those signs said "tree hugs" lol