Theres no such thing as the friend-zone, just guys that are afraid to make a move on girls they like.

Why didn't you submit my confession!? It only said "dick" one time.. is dick offensive? For the love of God, it's in my textbook.

To those who think those of us with big trucks are compensating, heres the truth, we just like spending money and living large :)

In response to all the talks about penis: mine is less than an inch in length when flaccid, but grows to just past 6 inches when erect. Still, others would likely assume it to be small if they were to see it without it getting excited when, in reality, it is a little bigger than average. That is part of the reason I've shied away from having a girlfriend.

parked next to a girl with a fishing rod in her back seat, a bible in the front seat, and a coldsmoke bumpersticker on the back. lord help me, i discovered a girl who likes fishing, beer, and the good lord. damn i love montana.

S/O to the awesome baristas at the Brewed. Always brighten my day up!

Dropped a deuce in EPS and some asshole shut off the lights halfway through. Well played sir, well played

Where the boys at that are down to smoke a blunt with some ladies??