Thursday, 11 July 2013 11:16 AM
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I am 99% sure I'm pregnant. It is the worst timing down to the week, and I think I am shutting down.
Thursday, 11 July 2013 10:39 AM
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Not gonna lie, libertarians get me hot and bothered. People indoctrinated to the two-party system are just so less interesting. Rand Paul 2016!
Thursday, 11 July 2013 10:37 AM
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Hey where are all you tall beautiful redhead ladies at?! Preferably someone more committed to skiing than a relationship, cuz we all know just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'm skiing with you today.
Thursday, 11 July 2013 09:59 AM
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So remember when alltell was bought out by at&t? well when that happened, the 'my friends circle' wasnt transferred over so basically all landline calls were charged hella extra on the account. Unfortunately i didnt know that and i had a girlfriend at the time who i called on a landline all the time.
With that preface, here is my story:
I went to see one of my BFFs (who was a girl) and this trip was my first time flying alone and my GF wasnt too happy since i was going to hang out with a differnt girl for another week. I had planned the trip even before i met my GF so i wasnt gonna cancel, but i promised to call my gf every day so itd ease her nerves a bit. Well there i am sitting in the denver airport and i get a call from my mom explaining the whole friend circle thing and that my phone bill, instead of being $40 like it should be, was up to $750, and that there were to be no more calls made til it was figured out. So there i was, in trouble with my gf for not being able to talk with her, alone on my first plane trip with no way of contacting people i know, and freakin the hell out about how i was gonna repay the $750 after having spent all my money on the plane ticket. Thankfully my mom was able to make enough calls to get the charges dropped. I wound up getting delayed at the denver airport for 27 HOURS and my girlfriend broke up with me. That is my crazy story for the week.
Thursday, 11 July 2013 09:39 AM
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I wonder...If i dated a girl then broke up with her, she would be my x-girlfriend. If she had a sex change, would that make her my x-boyfriend?
Thursday, 11 July 2013 08:55 AM
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I always carry jolly ranchers in my pocket
Thursday, 11 July 2013 08:18 AM
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not gonna lie, i go through these confessions, and 90% of the responses i type out, i never post because I realize I just don't care enough...I'd rather just post silly troll comments that make people smile instead haha
Thursday, 11 July 2013 07:53 AM
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