Im sitting at home on a day like this... damn not having a car to get places.

Want to bike? Emerald lake anyone?

Today, whilst looking at doughnuts in a doughnut shop, I noticed a sign on the glass that said, " Don't lean on the glass. The ancient spirits will be aroused, your car will start making that expensive knocking sound, rabid squirrels will invade your home, and people will not talk to you at parties.

Today, i decided to try the Yahoo! vs. Google challenge. I typed "I hate it when you" and Google gave me: I hate it when you walk outside and someone throws a cow at you... Yahoo! gave me: I hate it when you leave... Google wins. Hands down.

I took a red eye flight from California to Pennsylvania, and when the pilot of the plane was talking over the intercom he said, "we will dim the lights once the plane takes off to enhance the looks of our flight attendants."

People wanting to ban dihydrogen monoxide...you're all idiots.

Today, my "Zombie Survival Club" got accepted by the MSU school board. Beware zombies...Beware

My orthodontist's gloves tasted like apples. I guess you could say it was awkward when I started to bite his hands.

I saw a man at least 60 years old expertly riding a shopping cart across a parking lot. In front of the automatic doors, he got off and acted like nothing happened. My faith has been restored in the older generation.