#24661 To whoever stole my ipod out of class simply to look at my snapchats and match with people on Tinder... that was a really weird thing to do, especially since you ditched the ipod. Thanks for being a tool

#24660 when you walk by every night, talking sweet and looking fine, I get kind of hectic inside.

#24659 I hang out with mostly girls, and as a guy, it has really tuned me away from dating. Like the things they talk about regarding to guys, I don't want to be talked about that way.

#24658 To all of the ladies of the universe, I hope you understand that the following is both personal but not meant to cause a debate, rather to create a learning environment for you all to thrive and coexist with your currently more superior relative, the male. Although this does not apply to every woman obviously I am not that vain. Please take these words and remember that I am a human, but also a man, who has experienced a multitude of interactions with the female species and their counterparts. Here are some of the reasons that women are both not worth a male’s time and are also inferior to men:

1) The Woman is illogical and irrational - she will do things that no normal HUMAN would ever think of doing. This can be derived from a multitude of examples and tests done on the creatures regarding factors such as, humility, narcissism over mankind, self-indulgence, and an influx of spontaneous decision making.
Him: “Hey let’s cook dinner together sometime this week if you’re up for it!”
Her: “That sounds great! How about tomorrow night?”
Him: “Heck yeah I’ll see you tomorrow night then!”
8pm that night….
Him: ring ring ring
Her: fuck u fuck u fuck u don’t care
Him: “Cool, pretty glad I haven’t eaten for 9 hours to be starving and cook dinner with this cute girl”
10 minutes later….
Her: rang a ding a dooooo
Him: “Hey what’s up! So what’s going on?.... are you gonna come over or….?”
Her: “I’m just hanging out with some friends of yours and ur not invited and no actually I already ate, k bye”
Sickkkkkkkkkkkkk
-Thank you for having the consideration to FUCKING TELL ME we aren’t having dinner AFTER I called YOU to see WTF WAS GOING ONNNNNNN PHUHHHHHHk

2) The Woman is weak, more like, "No, we CANNOT fucking do it! Because we are fucking weak "people" who have been genetically predisposed to "excel" at other things that men "can't" do." By the way, men get paid more for jobs because we DO IT better and produce better results. By the way your primary argument against "men being paid more than women" is ILLOGICAL because this number is based on the fact that men are in higher positions of authority because men are.... cough.. cough superior, and therefore achieve such levels of responsibility and authority, thus being compensated more. While women are busy not asking for a raise and taking time off poppin out babies, men are being useful and working their ass off to provide for those babies u is poopin out. Uhhhhhh….. uhhh, BOOM!

3) The Woman is selfish, self-absorbed, narcissistic, and has no ability to feel empathy or have the feeling of consideration for others – in fact, the opposite of altruistic may come to mind as a synonym for some of you, you will find this antonym to be, MEANNESS (look it the fuck up, ya bish). This is can be derived from the fact that the woman believes it can text, call, or respond to anything a man instigates whenever she wants without any consideration for his feelings, plans, life or a common fucking courtesy in general. For example, whilst a previous agreement of plans involving the two of said people, man and woman, dare I say it, occurs, it is considered impolite to bail on said plans without any warning or consideration for the male and his life. Being a woman gives you ZERO right to treat another person as an object that can simply be called or answered to when you desire. Yes I hold the door for women, but I also hold the door for MEN. Call me a phaggot, or call me a fucking human. Why has a girl never held the fucking door for me? Oh that’s right, I am not a weak creature in need of special attention or need of someone else to go out of their way to do something for me. Lick my sweaty taint b/c I don’t need yo shit gurrrrl.
Conclusion before I start wetting panties: The Woman is an inconsiderate and volatile creature that the male must avoid at ALL costs. If guys stop accepting the way that things currently are, and some women realize that they are full of shit and learn something from this post, FEMINISM would not be a real thing, neither would this strange and absurd plagiarized version called MENINISM be real. IT’S CALLED HUMILITY. So please, ladies, get a fucking clue and understand that this is the 21st century, you don’t make the guy do everything for you. We are all people and being gender biased is not only outdated and immature, but rude and uncalled for.
Yours truly,
DEEZ NUTZ

#24657 What happened go the punisher shirt guy that was always in the gym last year? I use to see him all the time and now I never do. I wish I got his name because he helped me so much through last year and I wish I thanked him.

#24656 Hannah McEntee,I see you in the gym almost everyday and I just wanted to say you are absolutely stunning. Keep up the good work.

#24655 Vaginas and balls smell nearly the same

#24654 When you think a confession is your ex talking about how they messed up their relationship with you, but she would never admit that she was and still is a whore.