#24706 The kids in biotechnology are so rude!!!! Be a grown up and learn some damn manners!

#24705 If I randomly faint during the day should I go to the doctor?

#24704 So there's this fish in the koi pond that I've been convinced has been dead for weeks. It's in the very middle, and looks like a corpse lying on the bottom. I saw it twitch and move a little today. It scared the fuck out of me. It's kinda like my roommate. While all the other fish are being participant members of fish society, this one just lays there; shitting and not flushing.

#24703 Californians.. Californians everywhere..

#24702 Where's the double nope button in tinder?

#24701 The people who support Bernie sanders entertain me. When you step back, it's really the same campaign Obama ran filled with ideas that are great on paper and terrible in reality. Also 9/10 ideas are purely shit being said to sway votes.. Still better than supporting Hillary I suppose..

#24700 Dear campus police, please stop telling me to not take drinks or food from strangers because I could get date raped. I not only feel like it's my fault if I wanted to have fun with friends and I get raped, but I also now have a distrust of every stranger on campus when the likelihood is that I'd be raped by someone I knew.

#24699 Is it bad I wonder what it would be like to have sex with Nolan Albrecht?