#24764 Instead of coal, Santa is now giving all of the bad children Nickelback CDs

#24763 Whenever I need to fart while at work, I enter the walk-in cooler, close the door, and release all the farts.

#24762 Group poll! Are Younique or ItWorks the most annoying?!

#24761 Silent treatment will turn a perfectly normal guy into a clingy psycho FYI. Their reaction of trying to respect you, so they don't have to hate you, during the confusion of your abuse, is your fault. A man will say a mix of hateful, and loving things, trying to maintain peace, and you'll drain their soul. The sick thing is that some girls get off on that, and punish a man further. They'll gossip and call him a creep. I had a girl cheat on me, and abuse me like that. Craziest shit I've ever run into. I loved her, and hated her at the same time. In the end all I got from her was poison. Even if you love someone, if they are angry, and abuse you with silent treatment. Know when to get out. Guy or girl. Silence is a poisonous abuse. If you can't communicate, and people have to meet you're impossible demands, in order for you to stop hurting them. If you can't communicate, you are in hiding. You hide that you are truly hideous. You are a narcissist, and you need help. Sad case the people who you run into in life. They have too much pride, to ever face themselves. So they move on, from they "how dare they!" criticism of innocent people.! How strong they are! The strong and beautiful swines. What a struggle they have, attention for them please!

#24760 Can't wait for this semester to end, it's been awful.

#24759 I'm doing bad in school, I might be an alcoholic, and I really want to die.

#24758 To the bleeding heart liberals: Today's lesson, Syrian "refugees". I've got 1,000 M&Ms in a bowl, 15 of which are poisoned. How many of you take a handful? Remember it's helping those less fortunate.

#24757 It'scrazy how many of my cconservative friends became liberal after hearing about bringing refugees to the US. I assume they are liberal now because despite being against bringing in refugees they have started being outspoken advocates for the homeless in the US, when before they stated that the homeless should simply get jobs.