#24957 "Hello welcome to ********* Pizza, thank you for calling my name is *****. How may I help you.
"Do you have Anchovies?"
"Yes, we do have anchovies."
"Great, I'll have a large pizza with anchovies, onions, green peppers, and tomatoes."
(Him talking to someone in the background) "Hey do we have anchovies? What? Really? Oh...Oh. Okay, I'll tell him." (Then turns to me) "Yeah, hi, sorry we don't seem to have anchovies at the moment..."
"You Bastards!!!"

#24956 Happy New Year everyone!

#24955 I feel like in an emergency I would have no one to help me

#24954 What are the differences between a guy asking a girl if he could eat her out versus a girl asking a guy if she can give him a bj?

#24953 I can talk to people of the same sex without any problems. When it comes to women however, I get nervous easily, especially and even more so around women with gorgeous faces. I don't like it, but I have to deal with it, and it sucks. Acquiring a date is difficult because of this very reason.

#24952 Women are difficult to understand. Why must they use cryptic ways to show when they think a particular guy is cute?

#24951 Maybe u girls out there can help me. If this doesn't apply well then Ur answer doesn't count. What is up with girls around here that enjoy fucking taken men? Any thoughts?

#24950 Patriots Fans are no longer welcome on this campus.