#25389 WARNING!!
Do not eat the egg salad sammies at avogadros, that shit just made my asshole explode

#25388 I had a huge crush on a guy 10 years ago, he moved away before anything happened but we remained friends. Eventually I told him about the feelings I had, after some time we lost touch. It had been over 5 years since we last talked and he lives over 1000 miles away. Out of the blue he messaged me and sent me a picture of his penis. I asked him if he was drunk. No. Asked him why. He said, you and me. Turned into a kinda a cute a sweet conversation and now we're messaging. Can anyone explain this?

#25386 That moment when the confessions finally get posted and I'm thinking "I better post another one".

#25387 That moment you see the confessions page update and you want to submit another

#25384 To the girl in the black dress today in my math class.. God your gorgeous

#25383 All I want is a girlfriend that wants to cuddle and yell at the hockey game on tv with me.

#25382 I am in my mid twenties and was giving my boyfriend head. We have been together for several months. For the first time in my life I threw up during! Not on him, in my hand. He was worried about me, said it's happened with previous girlfriends (well endowed). I feel so lame though, who wants to be with a girl that can't give a good beej? Has anyone ever been vomited on or vomited on someone???

#25381 I have 9 inch penis and no one believes me.... When girls find out its real, they usually get scared and don't want to have sex....