#24981 I finally met Nolan Albrecht after a year and a half of obsessing. Dreams do come true.

#24980 I used to work in Chicago in an old department store. I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore.

#24979 Why are there so many people trying to empathize with dickheads? If you're a dick, you're a dick. This "he/she probably had a bad childhood or probably suffers from a personality disorder" shit actually pops up a lot when someone tries to humanize someone with no humanity. If you're emotionally stupid please fuck off.

#24978 If I have to hear Hello one more time I think I'm gonna rip my ears off.

#24977 I wish dragons were real, because then I'd train my dragon to eat or barbecue and teacher who dared give me anything less than an A. I'm not ready for spring semester.

#24976 My favorite movie is swordfish. I know I'm an asshole.

#24975 So I ran into a tree skiing this past week and knocked out my front teeth. New year=turn into a hillbilly.

#24974 I've never had an orgasim in my life..... I just fake it now cuz I feel bad for the guys I'm with.