#25004 To Neil Haley. You are ridiculously good looking. I wish I could get the courage to ask you out.

#25003 The man in the gray and green jacket in the ASMSU Writing Center is #handsome

#25002 The people who are telling high schoolers that they "are going to miss this" are to ones who made me want to miss school so as to not face their scorn and malevolence.

#25001 Treat her like a queen during the day, and fuck her like a whore at night. Ladies (which I am) - I'm having the best sex of my life right now, my relationship has never been better. Be like the porn star he wants, let him pull your hair, smack you ass, give amazing BJ's... It all comes down to good sex, and a lot of it, for relationships to really stay strong. If you think otherwise, your in denial. Give it a shot and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

#25000 Why does xbox give out netflix achievements? To remind me that I have watched netflix for 8 hours straight, or 14 days in a row. I would rather not know.

#24999 "Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed frequently and for the same reasons." Robin Williams

#25030 TBH I'm thinking of converting to mormonism and moving to utah for the group sex and paleontology gigs and don't see what is wrong with polygamy as long as nobody is abusive. Why isn't polygamy legalized by now? I want to live in an apartment with lots of young, attractive gay, straight and bi people of both genders and have sex and do drugs all the time using my dead dad trust fund money to pay my share of rent for the rest of my life. Only problem is I'm kind of exclusively attracted to the supple, ripe, early 20's or younger peeps (not children - anyone 14 and under - though). Would that make me a pimp BTW? Also, is there any way to cure genital numbness?

#24998 Can someone break down for me how to get an actual date on tinder? (If thats possible)