#22002 When I was 13, I tried sucking my own dick.... in a bank parking lot, when my mom went in to make a deposit. I got the tip! #talented

#22001 Although everyone makes mistakes and goes through bad times, it does not mean you should give up on one another. Some people are truly worth fighting for. It's a shame when this is realized too late on one person's end.

#22000 If I don't get mad when I hear about something you've done in your past that you may be ashamed of, it doesn't mean I don't care. Quite the opposite actually. It means that I care enough about you to respect your independence and decision making. Love doesn't come with conditions. It just is.

#21999 I am normally very accepting of all types of people. If you're genuine and don't directly try to cause problems for me or those I care about then I will never find a problem with you. There is an exception though. If you're the kind of person who judges someone on something as stupid as what kind of beer they drink, I want absolutely nothing to do with you. Grow the fuck up.

#21998 Am I the only guy with a man crush on Tom Brady and Henrik Lundqvist?

#21997 The worst part of wearing my Heelys on campus is when the girls get too wet and I hydroplane.

#21996 I had a dream that everybody was making fun of me for drinking a Bud Light. I felt ashamed of myself, real men don't drink Bud Light.

#21995 I have been clean from drug use for two years now, and when I actually get the balls to open up about it people don't acknowledge the fact that I'm sober, they still give me that judgmental gaze. I fucking hate it.