#22082 I have no patience for those who are impatient. Nothing else gets under my skin as much. Just the thought of it irritates me. I'm a hypocrite. Lol

#22081 To you who farted next to me on the treadmill at fuel fitness yesterday.. You are the worst type of mother fucker.

#22080 Pretty sure someone put something in my 9th beer on New Years Eve.

#22079 Has anyone else seen the black and white dog that runs back in forth in the back of the white ford? He makes my day every time I see it!!!

#22078 Am I the only one here who would actually bang Meghan Trainor???

#22077 In the back of my mind, I like to imagine that every post from someone missing their ex is a post from one of my exes. Not because I actually think it's them and want them back, but because I like to think I'm worth getting hung up over, and I can say to myself "bitch, I'm way better off without you."

#22076 here's a real confession for ya: every single day when i take a shower i think about eating my conditioner because damn that shit smells like some nice ripe strawberries

#22075 When you start falling for a guy and then remember that all boys ever want from you is a hook up. I may as well quit while I'm ahead.