#22098 My "best friend" turned out to be the most vile, revolting, manipulative scum-sucking dirtbag in the world. You ruined me, you raped me, you told me you loved me and then refused to be seen with me. I hope life catches up to you because you can't keep breaking the law and still believe the government will want you to work for them. Burn in hell, asshole.

#22097 She's a time bomb, trying to take you out,
The ticking of her heart is the only sound
She's a time bomb, about to detonate
You try to cut her wires but you're way too late

#22096 Let me lay down a couple of truths for y'all.
Guys: Shut up with your bullshit "I did nothing wrong" and "I'm a nice guy" mantra. You're not entitled to have sex with someone for being nice, nor are you actually a "nice guy" if you declare this. Whining about how girls only date assholes just makes you look even more petty.
Everyone: Look, you're in college. Most people who are here are 18-24. Prime of your life. Why so determined to find "the one?" Have fun, study hard, and live out some other goals. Everything falls together if you're not constantly trying to demand that it happen.

#22095 MEN if something is bothering you in your relationship talk about it with your significant other. Just don't break up with her because some things made you feel uncomfortable. You're not in high school anymore. Communication is key. Oh and if something is actually bothering you tell her don't tell her nothing is bothering you when something really is. Breaking up with someone or running away from your problem isn't the answer to fixing the problem. You're just walking away from a person who actually loved you. Also when you're breaking up with someone don't put all the blame on the other person you probably made mistakes too. Don't make it seem like it was their fault that the relationship ended because of some things they did bothered you. You probably did things that made them feel uncomfortable as well. But they stuck around because thats love. You love all the imperfections as well. Putting all the blame on someone really impacts the person. Just communicate before you go to the extreme. Also if you're still being cold to them while they're trying to make things right or something just stop. We're in college and they just want to make things better. Also they probably miss you and still love you even after you broke their heart and are still being a dick to them. God knows why but they probably still love you. Also same goes for you girls. If something bothering you tell your man. I know you don't want to seem like a crazy jealous person. But the thing is there is no such thing to not being jealous when it comes to the person you actually love. Yeah you're going to see other bitches and horn dogs flirt with your boyfriend/girlfriend but that doesn't mean you breakup with them because you don't think you're good enough for them. You keep them because you have something that they can't have. And you should be damn proud of that. You don't break up with the person because you believe you're not good enough, and if you did then you go back and fight for them. You know you want them back or at least fix things so stop being an ass get some pride speak up and it's okay to admit you made a mistake. Admitting that takes balls and shows you are the bigger person. Also there is no such thing as a perfect jealous free and argument free relationship. If you think the perfect exist sorry to disappoint it doesn't. Be a man for once do the right thing. It's never too late. Whats holding you back? Stop pushing people who actually love you away. Things can actually get fixed if your both willing to at least talk to one another. Start with hi. Just try, see what happens you may be surprised.

#22094 Did you know Netflix on Xbox One actually has achievements?! It's like saying "yes you could go outside and see people...but the next episode starts in 18 seconds!" Well I guess I'm not going to class next semester

#22093 My ex hates me but his little brother still texts me when he needs a good friend. I don't know how I feel about this.

#22092 So I'm a freshmen, and met this guy who is amazing. But he has a girlfriend. And all first semester I flirted with him and thought he would catch on,but apparently he told his girlfriend everything I did, and she confronted me about it. And now I feel like a POS.

#22091 The reffing in the Lions/Cowboys game makes me madder than an albino hitchhiking through a snowstorm.