#22234 It's hard being a hopeless romantic as a 20year old guy... I just wanna meet a nice girl, fall in love, and get married.

#22233 I found out who the Porn Star was the whole time. ;)

#22232 This is how some lives, such as mine, go... You're born. You grow up with loving parents. You make a handful of close friends. You move out for college leaving the parents behind. Next thing your friends are leaving you and getting married. They stop talking to you. You move to a new state where you know absolutely no one. Now you're on dating sites with not one of the women replying to your sincere attempts at striking up conversation. You go to work all day, and the only thing you have to do after work is eat a "Big pack" sized box of little debbie cosmic brownies, masturbate, sleep, and repeat.

#22231 I know as well as anyone that old habits can be stubborn. I guess I was just trying to give you some reassurance. I was wrong to assume you needed any. I'm sorry. I'll drop the plunger act and quit bringing up old shit.

#22230 There's nothing lower than someone weaseling their way in between two people in a disagreement and using their bystander status to make the gap bigger while trying to get closer to one of the people. If you do this, you are scum. End of discussion. That's middle school mean girl shit.

#22229 For my New Year's Eve Resolution, I decided to stop shaving my pits and you know what? Best goddamn decision in my life. I'm not some sort of extreme feminist, I am just sick and tired of the damn pit stains from all the sweating. I am free!

#22228 GUYS: when you are posting an ad on craigslist saying you're a nice guy or you want a nerdy girl or you want something real etc etc you need to put up a picture so we can see what you look like. Don't want to seem shallow or mean, but maybe the reason you're single, besides being shy or nice, is because you aren't attractive. I like to know what I'm getting myself into. There has to be that sexual attraction. That is all.

#22227 Saw a guy texting in front of me in class today. His messages were: "haha I don't like sugar much unless I'm baked" to one female and "drugs are good for you" to another one. Needless to say, it's people such as him that make me lose faith in humanity.