#22290 Relationship advice blah blah...take a pogo stick blah love yourself..blah..use extra jelly..blah.

#22289 I need a clock right now!

#22288 I just want the guy that hits on me to be close to my age, not old enough to be my dad. Lately I feel like I'm asking for too much when I ask for that. Why am I constantly getting hit on by old men? I'm only 21, dammit.

#22287 To the brunette girl in the pink tank top sitting next to me on the blue mats at the gym you are super cute. Sincerely the guy in the Grey hoodie.

#22286 Just dropped a 3 flushed

#22285 "I like boobs. And butts. I like athletic butts. But I like big butts too. And I like to ski. A lot. And surf. And bike. Used to race xc mountain bikes. And other shit too. Good shit." Tinder dude whose profile I creeped on .... Should I say winner? You'll go far in life? Wtf.

#22284 There's nothing like being stuck in Bozeman traffic when you have to take the most massive shit of your life. Fuck, someone fix the stoplights.

#22283 i drank about a half a pint of smirnoff friday, a six pack and a tall can saturday, and three beers and a mix drink on sunday. i feel im drinking too much. is this true?