#22339 Is being an RA worth it?

#22338 Sometimes I like to stick goldfish up my butt to see how long they wiggle.

#22337 The doctor told me yesterday that I have cancer and it will kill me in the next 5-10 years. I'm kind of like "that's a ton of fucking time. I need to wait like 3 years before I can even start telling people."

I'm still freaking the fuck out though.

I have no pain right now but she said once it starts spreading I'll be in agony and dead in a manner of weeks. Does this change things?

#22336 I am so god damned hungry, yo

#22335 I wasn't able to go to the gym last semester due to an injury I had during the Summer. But now that I'm all better, I don't know where to start in order to get back in shape. I'm a guy and am 6 feet 230lbs.

#22334 If you don't think The Big Lebowski is the funniest movie ever made, then you've got problems.

#22333 Hey guys just a little reminder: during sex, just because you finish, doesn't mean your girl did. It takes way more than 3 minutes for a girl to actually get there. It's not fun to have to lay there sexually frustrated when you got the full deal. If I can find a guy that can properly, non selfishly please me, I'll make you one happy guy!

#22332 I really want to join a sorority but I know greek life isn't huge at this school.... is there spring rush? Is it worth joining, and how do I get in?