#22379 I'm a girl, and I'm straight, but sometimes I make out with my female best friend (who is also straight) and grab her boobs even when I'm not drunk because I think she's gorgeous.

#22378 that bartender with the mini skirt at pub 317 is finer than fuck!

#22377 Attention ladies: You can ask him out too; let's spread the rejection around a little.

#22376 Today I went to get some peanut butter cookies from the vending machine in Johnstone. I was still a little sleepy so instead of pressing F3 like I normally do, I accidentally pressed F1 and got Pop-Tarts instead. So before you people go complaining about your problems, please think about what other people are going through so you can acquire some much needed perspective. I don't know how I'm going to cope with this and I could really use someone to talk to right now.

#22375 Was having sex up Hyalite on the tailgate of my if the truck. Ended up freezing my girlfriend to the metal because how cold it was. Oops!

#22374 My confession? I've smoked cigarettes for years. I've tried several times to quit, but I always start up again. I've been coughing up black shit for months, and that recently turned to blood. The worst part.... I still can't stop. I've fucking tried and I'm done wasting energy. The habit is so engraved in my behavior. If you don't smoke, don't start. I'm not even 20 and I know how I'm going to die.

#22373 I just want a boyfriend to cuddle, have amazing sex & eat pizza with. Is that too much to ask?

#22372 There should be a new social convention. If you tells someone else that you are not attracted to them, it would be cool if you took a minute to think if anyone you know would like them and if you can, try to set the two of them up. Not meaning to complain, just think it would be cool.