#22395 I broke up with him and now I want him back but I will never tell him that because even though I realize now how much I love him, it would be unfair of me to tell him this because I don't want to screw with his life.

#22394 I'm looking for a person by the name Lou Powers, or someone who goes by the name Lou Powers on the app Fade. If you are this person or know this person please comment below, because they have my cell phone and I would like to get it back.

#22393 You're grasping at the absence of what may have been. I was never there, nor will I ever be. Live as if I do not exist. This, and only this, shall create a reality you can accept as your own. Be as the wind. Present but never materializing. A ghost of a life you could have lived. Fade. Out. Onward toward an uncertain, yet inevitable, nothingness.

#22392 please for the love of fuck will you people STOP playing your damn music or your videos out loud in communal areas with others around??! USE YOUR DAMN HEADPHONES! consider that some of us might actually being studying! come on people; its a common courtesy.

#22391 This is to the asshole who shot a duck in the head with a blow dart that is now stuck in his head: fuck you. You're lucky it didn't poke out his eye. What was your thought process? I love the ducks, I hate you.

#22390 My farts are best compared to the mighty shifting of the tectonic plates, there is quite literally a disturbance in the Force. I am a woman, all of you will feel the wrath of my anus.

#22389 Holly Dahinden is a Baaabe!

#22388 I just want too much to ask for. Is that too much to ask for?