#22427 Just because I'm a nice person doesn't mean I have a crush on you. Get over yourself.

#22426 To the guy in 9am STAT 216 who knocked a girl's laptop on the floor: the least you could have done was give an actual apology instead of saying "I didn't mean to" and walking away.

#22425 I'm can turn invisible as long as no one's looking at me.

#22424 The hardest part about having a rolling back pack is dodging all the panties that are thrown at me on my way to class.

#22423 I COMBED MY NECKBEARD, ARRANGED ALL MY FIGURES FOR GOOD LUCK, I WAS EVEN WEARING A FEDORA AND YET I STILL GET FRIENDZONED SERIOUSLY GIRLS LIKE WTF

#22420 Does anyone want to start a book club? I like reading and I need more friends...

#22419 All I want is a lady who'll cuddle and watch anime with me along with other nerdy shit. Is that too much to ask for?

#22418 I wish I was attractive enough to get a GF or get laid...
but im not...soo...I think im gonna leave MSU for somewhere with lower standards. when attractive girls want attractive guys, and ugly girls want attractive guys nobody wants the average or slightly ugly guys so I have no chance on this campus...