#22539 Why does every bathroom in Roberts smell like someone just dropped the deuce of the century?

#22538 I've decided to read the bible, front to back. Now I'm not atheist by any means, and I have had a pretty large religious education, but I decided to read it front to back. What versions are considered closest to the original text? The closest to the original still in English would be preferred. Thanks in advance!

#22537 I love you baby girl. I love you.

#22536 I like butts

#22535 I have no respect for people who read 50 shades of grey and think it's a good series. It bothers me that this series is so popular. There is no way you can convince me to see the movies or books as anything "good". I see all these facebook statuses about the movie and the books and I laugh, because I'm judging them so hard at this point that they lose my respect. I don't care what people say, 50 shades of grey is garbage you shouldn't even PAY money to see.

#22534 Super red hair, stunning green eyes. I think your name is Kylie? You are absolutely gorgeous and I love your smile.

#22533 So uh if you're a guy, and your guy best friend is always stabbing you in the back, for example, hitting on your gf when you're not looking orrr trying to get your gf to cheat on you with him... But you wouldn't know. Because you've always idolize him. Cos he'd never do such a thing right? What kind of a best friend that does make him? I think you need a new friend bro... And a new roommate.

#22532 Hello? Did anybody miss winter?