#22571 http://www.mommyish.com/2015/01/28/stanford-responds-the-right-way-to-on-campus-rape/
For once a school is not blaming the victim

#22570 In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

#22569 I drank enough bottled water to re create Noah's ark. So you better open the stall door and just take it.

#22568 I bought all this stuff from my naughty girl's party and I don't have anyone to use them with. The one person I want I broke up with 8 months ago and now he has a girlfriend. Dammit.

#22567 yo you know who calls people narcs? Narcs, Narc.

#22566 My female professor keeps looking at me (probably once every minute) in a class of like 220 students.

Am I funny looking or does she want the D?

#22565 Ladies, I'm a hardcore anime nerd that is also a regular nerd. I'm probably semi-intelligent. Like metal? I do too. Please make a single file line and deposit your panties in the box on the right.

#22564 If you can't find the eye candy in your class, that means you are the eye candy.