#22587 To the two girls staring and my friend and I while eating pizza in Harrison. Please leave.

#22586 No one likes my confessions anymore...I must be losing my charm.

#22585 I just want a boy that... No wait, just remembered I'm asexual.

#22584 I hate my roommates girlfriend so much. I've never despised someone so strongly I felt bad about how much I hated them before, and I do feel bad for disliking this poor girl with such a fucking passion. She just refuses to just not, you know? But I like my roommate so I fucking deal with her.

#22583 You know what would be nice? Some music in the sub bathrooms. Then I wouldn't feel so bad making birthing noises when I'm taking care of business.

#22582 The hardest part about wearing a pirate hat on campus is all the girls wanting to give me their booty.

#22581 I hook up with this guy every week or so. Like it gets pretty crazy. Deep throat anal etc... Is it a problem that's two dudes are having more fun than most of the straight guys?

#22580 It's 2:13 in the morning and no one in my classes are on D2L right now. Just one lonely green dot by my name. It feels as if all of Bozeman is asleep except for me.