#22634 When's the best time to wear a striped sweater?

#22633 I am horny all the damn time!! The vibrator is getting worn out and all I can think about is getting my pussy licked and fucked senseless every 30 seconds.....problem is I have very limited experience and absolutely NO prospects....fml!!

#22632 I farted in my bosses coffee once...

#22631 Just think, this weekend while youre having sex and enjoying your valentines plans there will be at least one of me sitting alone crying and contemplating death as a reasonable alternative to this pain and suffering all of you put me through every day.

#22630 Being kind is easy. Compliments and building people up come at no personal cost or sacrifice. Focus on what you enjoy about every person, because at the end of the day everyone has their shit. Which would you rather have brought to your attention? You get what you give.

#22629 To the man with brown hair and tshirt who was in the SB parking lot near roskie on a skateboard hinting at me that there was a parking spot in the other lane... Thank you!!!! I found the spot and you just made my Monday awesome! Thank you skateboard man :)

#22628 I beginning to think that we are in one of those moments when the shit hits the fan and we are too late to change it. Who's gonna start build the Ark?

#22627 Is a seven inch dick big?