#22723 Is there any girl in this school more attractive than Hania Koziol? Because I'm almost positive there isn't. Stay gorgeous!

#22722 I recently discovered the website pornmd, which consolidates all of the searches people perform on pornhub and lists it for you in a nice, convenient format. "Cactus insertion". What the fuck is wrong with people????

#22721 I'm majoring in film here and will hopefully be graduating soon. But I am in a serious ethical predicament. I was informed that in order to have a successful career in what I want to do (animation) I will need to find an internship. After much searching with no luck, I managed to find work for a children's animation studio. It was approved by the dean and I'm still working there now. Here's the problem - although my work is professional and I can draw well and there is nothing wrong with my work in and of itself, I am a euphebophile - I am attracted to teenagers ranging from 14-17. I battled myself for a long while on whether or not I should accept the job. I had about a day to make my decision. Initially I sent an email turning it down and said I found an internship somewhere else. This, of course, would mean that the eight years I spent in community college and at the university would be all for naught and I would most likely not have a career. I would have nothing to show for my hard work, and the financial sacrifice my parents (who both died in a car accident) helped make. What would happen to me? What would I tell friends and family? I would probably end up jobless and funneled into society's underworld, where I would no doubt be killed by the vigilantes. It should at this time be mentioned that I am a still virgin and have never had sex or had any sexual encounters outside of the child-on-child contact I had growing up. I don't even masturbate to porn that shows what I am sometimes think about.

Upon seeing my brief future flash before my eyes, I reluctantly decided to accept the internship. My plan was to work here very briefly, do the work and GTFO with my degree, which will hopefully help me achieve a job animating the stuff I want to make (anime, cartoons like those you'd see on comedy central and adult swim, etc). If nothing else this degree might help me get freelance work doing webcomics or something.

But last week my employers were so impressed by my work they asked me to start on a new project. After working on if for a week they informed me that it might be a project that could take over a year to complete. And now, I feel like I've taken a one-way trip to fuckedville. Once again, if you saw my work you'd never know I had creepy thoughts. It is nothing even remotely close to something you'd see on, say, deviantart if you catch my drift. Very professional, industry standard, maybe even kind of bland and unmemorable. So now I will have to make a decision. It seems like I have two choices in front of me: I can either quit right now and get decent sleep at night knowing that my presence is as far away from young audiences as possible while potentially screwing myself out of a career (and life?) and potentially screwing over my employers who are relying on me to do this work. Or I can continue working here for several more months (the contract didn't mention how long I would work there, just the amount of hours I would work which is a lot) and potentially damage my soul and who knows what else. I guess since the work itself is fine I shouldn't have anything to worry about, but something about this just feels very, very wrong. I literally cannot think of a single person to talk about this to, hence the anonymous confession. FML.

#22720 Who skis big sky?

#22719 I was gunna clean my room but then I got high..

#22718 I just bought a menstrual cup! Whoot! No more bloody leaks for me!

#22717 Went to see 50 Shades of Grey last night and the today I'm all hot and bothered because I don't have anyone to tie me up and take advantage of me on Valentines Day ... My vagina is wet just thinking about it .... I need a 'red' room!

#22716 Got a box of chocolates for valentines day and I'm like do i have a secret admirer? Then I'm like thanks mom.