#22755 I wish I had a nice girlfriend I could cheat on. #thastruggleisreal

#22754 Too drunk to penetrate so I'll just eat out. Return the favor in the morning and its all good. Antidote?

#22753 There are times that your memory comes to mind and I truly miss your company. I just smile to myself and ponder the idea if I'll ever meet another girl like you to make me that happy and content again. What would I do differently to create a happier ending? Although I may never again cross your mind, I know that a part of me will never forget you and the laughter we shared.

#22752 Looking for someone who knows a bit about weight lifting to work out with at MSU gym. 23 female studying dietetics. Comment if interested

#22751 So I've fucked 12 dudes. People think it's more because for some reason dudes like to say they've slept with me even if they haven't... That's another story. But of those 12, did 5 of those guys
A) turn out to all know each other really well in a small, complicated circle that only Bozeman could produce? and I had no idea about for 3 years...
B) tell me that they loved me and wanted to spend the rest of their life with me in less than a week's time of meeting me?
C) give me chlamydia?
D) all of the above?

The answer is D, people. And that's why I hate my life.

#22750 This was the wrong weekend to look at facebook and insta. #valentinesdaymakesmewanttovommit

#22749 To the sick fuck I hooked up with on tinder who actually has a girl friend. There's a special place in hell for people like you. And I feel sorry for your girl, she deserves much better. Dumb fuck. Yes you are a dumb fucker.

#22748 To the guys pissing off the roof of their house on South Willson Avenue last night, you da real MVP.