#22851 To girl I fell asleep on in ECHM205, sorry about that. I was still almost three sheets the fuckin wind.

#22850 Glad to know the only guy that wants to actually try dating me instead of trying to use me as a hook up is over thirty.

#22849 I purposely never block my exes on Facebook or instagram so they can see how awesome I am without them.

#22848
I love when I run into someone from high school who got fat! You see, I don't have a problem with fat people, having been a fat-girl my whole life (23 years). It's just that they used to tease an torment me for the very thing that they've become, and the hope that they must now hate themselves as much as they used to hate me warms my heart (even in the dead of winter). #sorrynotsorry

#22847 I get so pissed off when people are talking over the professor during exam reviews. People, if you think you're smart enough to not need the review, GTFO so the rest of us can hear. No need to be rude!

#22846 Looking to hire a drill Sargeant to make me get my ass up in the morning and go to the gym...

#22845 I've always wanted to be one of those students who gives the tours of campus and presentations for prospective high school students. Anybody know how I could get involved with that?

#22844 I keep having these constant night mares about my boyfriend. In reality he is moving away to do an internship for 4 months and has to live with someone else to help pay rent. I have to stay here for school. In dreams, I see him have a girl as the roommate and doing sexual activities that I cannot image him doing with someone else. It's the same woman and everything. At the end of my dream I finally see him as I catch him in the act and then I wake up. I do not know what to think of the dreams but it's been going on for 2 straight months. I trust and very very dearly love that man and he loves me. I just do not know what to think of this.