#22875 I mean seriously, If I'm gonna do ALL the work like I'm the boss, at least pay me like it. Better yet, just make me the boss. Bitches get shit done!

#22874 The intern at j and h, you are absolutely gorgeous. Didn't get your name but just wanted to let you know! -from one intern to another-

#22873 Okay, please tell me that there are other virgins in their mid-twenties out there in Bozeman?

#22872 I am of the firm belief that the automatic flushers on toilets were invented by a woman because women don't poop and never have to deal with the struggle of wiping while standing up and having the toilet flush.

#22871 My best friend has pretty much left my life. After being told that they would never leave and I was important, they just turned their back and don't even care. I lie and say everything's good if we text, just to hide the fact I'm struggling without having my number one person. Yet I know things will never be back to how they were, and it kills me..

#22870 I am so incredibly in love with my best friend. She is the kindest and sweetest woman I have ever met, with a hard work ethic and a smile that can light up a room. If only she was interested in women too.

#22869 I have a really hard time eating healthy and knowing what to buy when i go grocery shopping. Is there somewhere or someone on campus that can help set up a plan or something? Not trying to diet, but just trying to treat my body right in addition to working out and stuff.

#22868 I liked the 4th Indiana Jones movie.