#22955 I cock slapped the shit outa your girlfriend the first day I got back to Montana. Literally left a mushroom stamp.. Although she is my ex, she couldnt stop complaining about how skinny your body is and how bad you suck in bed.

#22954 Men and Women, If you love them you fight for them. No matter what. If something in the relationship makes you feel uncomfortable you fix it. Not pussy out. Only boys and girls pussy out. If there's trust issues you help build trust. A relationship is 50/50 it's not ones fault. Everyone makes mistakes don't forget that. And keep in mind to never take someone for granted. Just because there here for you now after everything you put them through it doesn't mean they will always be there for you. There is only so much a person can handle. So if you're lucky and get a second chance don't fucking waste it.

#22953 Stop stealing the couch!

#22952 I can always tell how hard Langford parties every week. All I have to do is walk to the garbage room. If I see tons of pizza boxes, beer cans, beer bottles, etc it was a good weekend.

#22951 As time goes on, the confessions are less and less entertaining and more obnoxious. Say something funny or an actual confession. Okay like sometimes I listen to music and fantasize what cool movie scene I could be doing. There ya go.

#22950 I don't go here but I just heard that you guys get to see Neil Degrasse Tyson and I am fucking pissed I can't make it.

#22949 I raised this baby squirrel a few months ago and I trained it enough to chill in my backpack when I go to class. #collegeaccomplishments

#22948 I experienced more passion in making out with this nice guy than all the times I had sex with my recent ex boyfriend. And he thought he was "the man". In your fucking dreams!