#23019 If you don't see Black & Blue, then Fuck You.

#23018 Last night I was walking through the back of bar 9's patio. When I ignored a young man yelling at me( trying to get my attention) and just went in, he turned to his friends and said "I'll bend you over that banister". This made me turn around and clock him. But I shouldn't have done that. I should have called the bouncer. I should have told him that while its "real" manly to let a girl hit you for talking shit, it's not so manly to threaten to rape, out loud and in public, When you are rejected like the piece of shit you are. What am I supposed to do in these situations? Why can't we poison bar 9's water system?

#23017 Is it weird to sit next to a girl at the dining hall and tell her she's cute? Is this how humans find mates, because I'm running out of options.

#23016 If you say to someone you're gonna quit smoking. If they are not supportive I really don't think they belong in your life.

#23015 When you eat and entire large pizza and pizza cookie in less than an hour.

#NoShame #SoFull

#23014 I pretended to almost run my friend over at a cross walk. Everyone thought I was serious...

#23013 TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

#23012 Don't you just love when your friends totally stab you in the back and leave you completely screwed? People are just so thoughtful and genuine these days! I think I'm gonna puke! ;-)