#23100 I rubbed one out while driving on the interstate back to Bozeman.

#23099 Girls in the back of Ansc 222. SHUT UP!

#23098 I pick my nose and eat it. Unless there is a nose hair in the booger. I have standards.

#23097 I'm in love with a girl who I have loved since I was 18. We have secretly had a fling for the past 3 years and not a soul knows. We live in different states and countries sometimes. I miss her a ton but sometimes wonder how much she misses me. I hate not being able to tell anybody because I don't know if I can handle the judgement of being a girl who has dated all guys. I want to get married and have kids but I don't know how to stop loving her. She's my best friend.

#23096 Can this semester please be over?

#23095 I would just like to say that I love a girl in plaid. Little else produces such an immediate attraction for me than to spy a women in a nice plaid shirt.

#23094 There is nothing worse than when someone rips a silent, putrid fart during an exam. It always floats around the room for 10 minutes, and you know everyone else can smell it. One of these days I'm just gonna drop my pencil and yell "Honestly?!"

#23093 Why does every hot girl in Montana have to be so completely obsessed with Jesus?