#23236 I don't really want to admit it to myself by I think I'm developing feelings for a friend of mine. I've known her since we were freshmen. We have had a ton of classes together. I've always found her really attractive and now I think she is single. The problem is that I don't think she feels the same way. And I know I don't deserve someone as amazing as her.

#23235 I think the reason why I am afraid of getting in a relationship is that I am afraid of my mental illnesses taking a toll on it.

#23234 Nothing makes me happy anymore. The things that I once cherished most are all marred with errors and discrepancies. I can't find joy in other people anymore because I can no longer find it within myself. I am disappointed with everything and everyone. Don't love, don't trust, don't hope. You'll only find yourself wallowing in misery.

#23233 Bent over my desk to point out something in the catalog to a customer. Scarf got into my tea which I discovered when I stood up and my boobs started burning. I casually removed the scarf hoping they wouldn't notice. I didn't get the sale but I did get a first degree boob burn.

#23232 So for all those familiar with the term 'Eskimo brothers' (or sisters) I have a question for you all. Me and my roommate have now hooked up with the same girl. Thing is, I am a male and my roommate is a female. What kind of Eskimo siblings does this make me and my roommate?

#23231 You know what really grinds my gears? The metal fabricator who sends me faulty and improperly sized gears. No? Okay, sorry I'll leave now...

#23230 The feeling I get when I finally finish writing a good long paper is pretty much like the one when you get done taking a gigantic shit.

#23229 If you go to the gym wearing a flatbill and over-ear headphones, you look like a huge tool.