#23300 It's been 5 days since the metal show with archeron thodol... I still can't move my neck from head banging too hard. First world long hair problems....

#23299 I think I'm going to call my ex...

#23298 saw a long boarder eat shit right behind MSUC today. split his coffee. damn. sucks dude.

#23297 I was offered sex today by a 26 year old woman. In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong will power. Which is just as strong as Ajax. The super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

#23296 your mom goes to college.

#23295 is it true that all girls smell their towels after they dry their assholes off? Sorry, i heard that before.

#23294 I have no memory of this place.

#23293 My biggest regret is getting married. It hasn't been the same since I found out my spouse cheated on me a few years ago (a few weeks after the wedding actually). I have seriously dedicated my life to trying to fix and move on from their mistake. Easier said then done though. I have abandoned a lot of my friends, hobbies, and goals for my life to cater to yours. I mean that's what married couples do right? Compromise? I have completely lost who I am because of this marriage. I have developed anxiety and depression and I feel trapped because of the jealousy of other people I meet (regardless of gender). I'm afraid of moving on because this relationship is all that I have ever known and I don't know if I can move on by myself.