#23436 I'm not Pure Gold, I'm iron pyrite because I'm just a fool.

#23435 Can we just take a minute to remember and realize that christians are being systematically killed by that piece of scum group known as isis? simply for there beliefs they are taken from their homes, friends and families to be massacred. but pig headed bigots around campus start crying about how their beliefs are being infringed upon because one individual is expressing his right to FREE SPEACH.
muslim, jew, christian, hindu, spiritual and atheist, if you are blessed to live in this free country keep your complaining to your own damn self or by all means get in front of a very diverse, very critical crowd and spill your guts for all to see. no one should be criticized for what they hold dear.... unless isis is what you hold dear then you sir/madam go fuck yourself.

#23434 My girlfriend is jealous of my crush on the AT&T Lily girl on the commercials.

#23433 So. my roommates are "country", I guess. But when they came back home from the Jason dudes concert, they started talking much more hick than usual. what ass holes.

or maybe I'm just high.

#23432 Matt Vandeberg is sexy as fuck!!!!

#23431 Is it just me, or does the preacher guy on campus look almost identical to Zach Galifianakis??

#23430 Flip my hat off my head again and I will shove your head into your ass, it's not cute and it's not funny.

#23429 can't believe how hard it is to find reliable friends. Don't promise to take me to the airport a week ago and then tell me an hour before we're suppose to leave that you can't because you have a quiz. That's why I fucking asked you in advance!