#25245 In twenty years and trillions of dollars in legal damages against the NFL and NCAA, pro football will cease to exist like its predecessor bullfighting.

Then soccer will take over.

#25244 I cried during Kobe's last game, while watching it.

#25243 Do the Parking enforcement people take themselves seriously? Because I kind of believe they get hard when they write tickets.

#25242 The next dickhole freshman that drives through family housing at 2 am and blasts music to the point where it wakes my baby, is going to get a slashed tire.

#25241 Sorry for saying no to the girls asking for free unprotected hugs. I don't want to catch any STDs.

#25240 Biggest Regret of my Life:

I met a girl in my honors course. She was absolutely beautiful, had a wonderful personality, incredibly smart, and the most respectable girl I had ever met. We became good friends, hung out a decent amount, and I loved going and working on the ranch with her. She was adventerous and courageous. One night we were out driving around together and talking as if we had been friends for a 100 years. Everything always seemed to fall into place when I was with her. While we were in the truck, it came out that she was really starting to like me, and of course I would have wanted more than anything to be with her. The problem was that she was such a genuinly kind and friendly person to everyone, that I had not recognized that she was interested in me. When she finally told me, I was just barely starting another relationship with someone else. So I couldnt do anything about it, out of respest for the other girl.

Well the other girl ended up leading me down a path I wasnt wanting to travel. This all happened about 5 years ago, and im still trying to get back on the right path.

So to the girl I met in my honors course, I would give up anything if I could find a way to go back to get the chance to be with you again. I guess God always has a plan.

#25239 Question for the ladies: Where does cutie and total babe place on the rating scale?

#25238 To the girl who works in City Brew on College I want you in my life. No matter what I will never hurt you.