#23684 I am very confident in my intellect. However, if I were a dog, I would piss all over the carpet at obedience school. God damn if I'm gonna do what everyone expects of me.

#23683 Phil Mango once saw me outside of the library. I dropped my note sheet and he picked it up and ran over to me saying "Hey, you dropped this." I was expecting to get wet but the emotion was just so much that a giant log of poop dropped out of my butt, down my pant leg, and smothered against my left shoe.

I've never felt so sexually attracted to the man and enigma that he is.

Phil Mango, you can help me study for that biology exam any time you want.

#23682 Allow me to reintroduce myself...

#23681 Today I saw the license plate "LRDSTRK" on campus - it's good to see that at least one Stark is somewhere pleasant! I think that for a lot of us in Bozeman, "Winter is coming" is a phrase that brings excitement, not dread.

#23680 That moment when you realize how much you relate to the male characters on the Big Bang Theory.

#23679 I denied a blowjob.

#23678 I saw everyone confessing about Phil Mango, so now I'm confessing about Phil Mango.

#23677 I'm not talking about committing, and I don't wanna change your life. But there's a warm wind blowing and the stars are out, and I'd really love to see you tonight.