#23772 Warning to all stoners: be careful who you smoke with! Just a couple years ago I used to smoke with many different people all the time. Now, after having quit, I have a blood test done and find out I have latent stage tuberculosis. Thinking back, I'm wondering if I got it by sharing pipes/bongs with so many people and got infected that way. I'm also wondering how many people I infected with TB without knowing it. Protect yourself! Use only your own piece, or disinfect it when you can. You don't wanna have to go through 9 months of antibiotic treatment for something that could be prevented with a little caution

#23771 I know it bugs some people, but personally ib love it when people put things like "I'm a Leo, so that should tell you everything you need to know about me" on their Tinder pages. You believe that the position of arbitrary stars on the day of your birth actually says anything about you? I guess that does tell me everything I need to know. *Swipes left*

#23770 The only 3 states I ever want to live in is Montana, Alaska, or Colorado. Everywhere else is fucked.

#23769 So over spring break I got caught driving through Yellowstone with only 0.5g of weed. They literally scavenged all the crumbs in the bottom of a jar. Today I had my court date, $1000 fine and 14 months of drug testing with a probation officer. WHAT THE FUCK

#23768 How many people watch the World Cup?
A Brazilian.

#23767 Crucified Barbara playing Sunday in Bozeman? Is this the end of the world? Hottest Swedish chicks. I'm dead.

#23766 I don't even go to this college...I just wanted to say hi.

#23765 That awkward moment when your butt is on fire after taking a painful poop for the longest time.