#23956 I've come to the conclusion that the only way i'll ever get laid is if i pay a hooker...
:(
I wish it wasnt so...

#23955 i'm fucking tired of people

#23954 During my first week as a freshman, I gave 3 guys at a party blowjobs. Unfortunately, I had all 3 of them in my Algebra class.

#23953 my fiance has the sexiest ass ever.

#23952 To the guy in the truck that raced against my moped. I want a rematch.

#23951 I joined tinder a week ago, and as a fairly bigger guy I figured Id get maybe 1 like a week or so, now that I have 17. I realize i'm still a chicken shit who won't make contact even though we've been "matched". Lol life is only as difficult as you make it and apparently I enjoy hard mode

#23950 I wish I could fly for just one day.

#23949 I like to watch the cute blond guy at Sabroso's put meat in my taco.