#23980 The term "Nice guys finish last" is a paraphrase about baseball standings. Not relationships or life at all. So all you "nice guys;" quit your bitching and actually talk to a woman like a fucking human being.

#23979 Do people make Snapchat stories hoping people Snap them back?

#23978 Everyone is talking about dat ass or those tits... c'mon guys what about the feet?

#23977 Well, the five guy getting down on me porno was great. I think it was worth the $350,000 paycheck.

#23976 Dear people of Bozeman. If you get a pizza, or a package, or anything delivered to your house, please DO NOT PUT THE DELIVERY-MAN'S PEN IN YOUR MOUTH. Seriously people, some random dude comes up to your house and you stick whatever he hands you in your mouth? You don't know where that things has been. It could have been used to gauge the width of his rectum. So don't put it in your mouth.

#23975 So... This summer in my hometown I met a guy who started at my job. I knew him for two days before I left for vacation. We hung out a couple times after work and I liked him and thought he was cool. Like a week later he messaged me saying he likes me and wants to know if I do. Obviously I don't know him well enough. Which I tell him. What j learned jn this two days is that he said he wasn't ever going to go college. So during my vacation we talked a little just normal texting. All of sudden he tells me he wants to go MSU spring semester. Im happy for him be cause he's bettering himself. He keeps saying he likes me and what not and I just planned ignoring him once just got him until I left for school so j wouldn't have to "break it off". Nkw he tells me he's going to my school fall semester. Somehow I can't help but feeling like he's only going dor me. I don't want that pressure! I don't like him!! Agh I don't know what to do but I don't like it. My friends say I should just ignore him at school but I'm too nice. At the same time though I don't want anything messy. Agh why does this happen to me :o

#23974 I have converted to become an adherent of the Dark Side of the Force. Fuck yo' Jedi.

#23973 I want to have Hondo Ashe's babies...He's so damn hot!