#24052 On the outside I act like Tigger, but on the inside i feel like Eeyore.

#24051 To tell you the truth I would rather have my friends drunk than stoned. Sure they make stupid decisions and do things they wouldn't normally do, but at least they want to go out and do things. I don't understand how you are so comfortable smoking your self to sleep every night.

Shout out to my productive smokers. The world needs more people like you.

#24050 I'm a compulsive lier.

#24049 What happened to that smoke free campus? #countdownclock

#24048 I can't wait to hear the freshman complaints.

#24047 Hey Freshman, get off my block.

#24046 I SUMMON THEE, BRANDI, FROM THE ABYSS

Now please update the page/promote something or whatever you want to do.

#24045 (8/17): incoming freshmen: please send your parents home, they don't know how to drive. Time to spread those wings. And also, PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRIVE if you insist on bringing your vehicle.