#24070 The first four months I knew you, I did everything I could for you. I've been overcome with anxiety since the day we met because I like you so much. I waited all summer to see you again-to sleep with you again. Now that I'm back I want to tell you how I really feel, but I'm scared it'll fuck up whatever it is we have going for us. I'm scared maybe you're already losing interest. Or perhaps I'm just over thinking all of this.

#24069 When your "ex" unfollows you on instagram.....yup my life is really fucking awesome without you. Glad you noticed ;)

#24068 I have a major diaper fetish. Nobody on campus knows, I think, but if you have ever talked to me at a party, chances are I was wet. I'm more in the closet about it than I am about liking to f*ck guys.

#24067 As someone in there mid twenties who took time to work and gain experience to be able to afford college. Its inspiring to be in freshmen level courses and see how perfectly all of you have the world figured out and know you have such profound opinions on EVERYTHING. If I didn't know any better I'd swear you I was in class with the next great world leaders and thinkers because you all sure act like you have everything figured out and know everything. It must be nice to be so naive.

PS: For those of you who aren't future PHDs and noble prize winners quit asking the professors stupid fucking questions the syllabus has already answered or that 30 seconds of research or asking someone else could answer. Stop wasting everyone's time because by next year, withstanding the exceptional few within your departments that will always be busy body kiss asses, you'll learn to walk into class take your syllabus sit down shut up and get ready for lectures. You're not smarter than the professor and you're not special. If you feel like you need to be special then go to office hours and ask your questions then. Thats what office hours are for and they really are a great thing. A lot of the teachers here have been doing this longer than most of you have been alive so odds are they've answered your dumb question in the syllabus or will in class. That, or gasps, your question was pointless. Yes there are definitely good questions to ask in these situations but lets be real here 90% don't need to be asked.

#24087 Please don't come to my house and try to party. I do not like you.

#24066 I love how people put that they're only on tinder to talk, and yet they don't match with everyone. If you're legitimately looking for someone to just talk, appearances shouldn't matter. If that's not all you're looking for, then why lie?

#24065 Is there any bio lab in MSU hiring or looking for interns??? I'm a last year student that needs some reserach credits.

#24064 Anyone can post a meme, but very few can do it well.