Wednesday, 02 September 2015 03:56 AM
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#24188 So... it turns out that my boss does have a soul after all.
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:36 AM
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#24187 Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:35 AM
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#24186 What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? -- The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:34 AM
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#24185 For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:33 AM
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#24184 I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:32 AM
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#24183 My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:31 AM
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#24182 If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 01:30 AM
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#24181 I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.