#24228 Still a virgin in my junior year, is that a turn off to the ladies?

#24227 If you live, sleep, fuck, shop, go on vacations with each other, hang out every second and even take care of his daughter... Wouldn't you assume you were dating? Why am I still in the Friend zone...is he An ass or am I an idiot?

#24226 Do you guys remember Phil Mango?

#24225 If our ASMSU President isn't forced to step down, I hope she at least has the audacity to remove herself from the position. How can the student body put all of our trust in someone with that poor of judgment? Yes, I get drunk on the weekends, sometimes even on Wednesdays, but driving is still not an option when I do. I'm sure a lot of you have had friends and family die because of a drunk driver. Also, most of you would probably be fired from your job if you got a DUI.
Montana State will be condoning drunk driving if she stays President. MSU doesn't need a best selling book called "Bozeman: A College Town and Drunk Driving".

#24223 Matt, I met you at the Molly playing pool last night! You might not be a student but you are really attractive and I wish I had gotten your number before I left!!

#24222 I used to be a pig... When I lived in Roskie, I had a a mini fridge. After a few months, something in there spoiled so badly my dormmate wouldn't allow me to open the fridge. Fast forward a few months and it's time to leave this redneck town and never come back to this shithole school. I had an hour before I had to leave, and I need to find a way to get rid of this thing.

I don't want the fridge and I don't want to give it to a friend, because it's fucking disgusting. I cant dump it in the dumpster, because then I would have to carry it through the lobby, where someone would tell me I'm not allowed to get rid of it. So what do I do? Tape that shit up, carry it to the elevator, take it to the 7th floor and dump it in the laundry room. I wrote "FREE!!!" on the mini-fridge whiteboard.

I feel kind of bad about it now. Hopefully someone with a strong stomach and a weak sense of smell cleaned it up and started using it again.

#24221 As someone who delivers food for a living I have a little advice... TIP YOUR DRIVER. If you can't afford an extra dollar or two for your twenty something dollar order, walk your ass to the gas station for food. Langford I'm looking at you.

#24220 I find that inebriation can often make us spout the truth. Frankly I need to get this off my chest, but, even though I know she will not see this, I feel a certain solace releasing this. I feel this person is a remarkable and kind woman, so here it goes.

She is a forbidden fruit
A smile that I cannot yet return
To those who listen my words might be mute
But to say my feelings, I will burn.

Such is the life I have chosen
A life that can be rewarding
But yet leaves my desire frozen
Still I find myself yearning

Your fairness is without equal
I feel weak at the sight of you
I feel my desire deserves sequel
I feel as though I could love you K.W.