#25317 I'm in the heavy side and self conscious about my size and feel as if that's the reason some girls will never go out with me... I'm lonely.

#25316 So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I feel somewhat sorry for her... Nah, she was a dumb bitch!

#25315 I'm sure MSU will be seen as a beacon of learning after making the choice to name the computer science department after a man who financially contributes to a new Earth (as in around six thousand years old) creationist museum. Way to not be anti-intellectual at all.

#25314 Freddy Mercury may of had a perfect voice but its David Bowie that steals the show in Under Pressure.

#25313 If you think about it, one of the biggest plot holes in movie history isn't really a plot hole at all. In the movie The Cabin In The Woods there is a purge all button that releases all of the monsters that are in captivity. One would say that it is completely moronic to have such a button at disposal. But if you examine the scene closely and the previous scenes featuring the elevators that contain the monsters. It is clear that there are tracks embedded into the floor for cages so the monsters can be removed at certain times for maintenance. Also it is stated that there is a maintenance division and zoology division within the shady organization that arranges the sacraficial rituals annually. Also when Dana released all of the monsters you can see that she clearly switched on all of the elevators for release.

#25312 NEW CHALLENGE: Describe your last fart using only movie titles.
ex: Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.

#25311 Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune.

#25310 Over the last few years, I've lost more and more faith in religion. Now I've come to the point where I can say with confidence that I'm an atheist, though I admit there are probably forces at work in the universe which we don't understand. An omniscient and deliberate being though? Highly unlikely. I read about Christian, Islamic, and other various religious beliefs, traditions, and ceremonies, and I can't help but think how ridiculous and fleeting they all are. Obviously people believe this stuff, but it seems so silly. It amazes me that so many billions of people actually think this stuff is real.

**Disclaimer: I'm not intending to degrade anyone, so don't get your panties in a bunch. You think what you want to think, I'll think what I want to think. We won't know who's right until we're dead anyway. :)