#24396 To the redhead woman, in a white, long sleeve top and jeans, sitting by the garbage cans by the Union Market at 9AM Wednesdat: you are absolutely flawless.

Good Lord, just flawless.

#24381 Now, earlier someone had posted about how the worst thing about being bisexual is when two people you wanna fuck go home together, but I think the worst thing is people not believing that your sexual orientation exists and that you either are gay and trying to hide it or that you'll make up your mind and choose one of the two because it's just a phase.

#24380 Dear fucking stupid freshman who don't know how to do laundry.
If you open up a dryer with clothes in it in the dorms make sure you start it again so the person doesn't have fucking wet clothes and have to spend the time to dry it again because YOU are a shithead.

#24395 I'm goin' 38 Dan, chill the fuck out! Mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down!

#24394 "Hello, I walked all the way over to this secluded corner, far removed from all people, to tell you that you're not allowed to smoke here. Please move over there to the sidewalk where several dozen people are walking. Thank you for respecting others by observing our clean air policy."

#24393 I'm just an ill ass Lemony Snicket up in this bitch.

#24392 I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.

#24391 I want more friends.. But I don't know how to make more friends whenI'm so busy all the time. I see people in my classes that I want to be friends with, but I can't just go up to them and ask to be friends right?..