#24412 To the guy who opened the door for me today at AJMJ in a basketball sweatshirt, black swearpants, blue eyes, light brown hair, and about 5'10. Your super finnnneeee and next time don't just open the door for me, ask for my number as well.

#24411 if you want some real fun, change your tinder preferences to any age and laugh at the true creepers

#24410 I don't read MSU confessions unless I'm naked.

#24409 It's nights like this, when I'm trying to get to bed early for an exam, I'm glad my upstairs neighbor is a 1 minute kind of guy. By the time I finish writing this it'll be quiet as a church.

#24408 The only thing better than you leaving boogers and shit on the library computers is me eating them.

#24407 Okay soooo whoever stole the blue schwinn high plain mountain bike outside of Cheever is a dick. It's a 1991 shitty mountain bike worth nothing. So... Please return it. Or if any of my fellow msu friends spot it please tell me. I really don't have enough money to buy a new one. Much appreciation!! (:

#24406 I just want to thank the person in physics 205 who shared their pixie sticks with the second row. It made my day! I was like screw this class and then pixie sticks had me like.. twitch twitch...what did professor greg say... twitch twitch... best class of ma life.. so thanks pixie stick fairy

#24405 Who else is outta state and doesn't know anyone??