#25333 If a girl says yum at a guy, what could be going through her mind?

#25332 We had a Pokemon go incident the other day. This mother and her son came to our gate asking if they could catch the pikachu that hangs out around here. I didn't see a problem so I let them in. Well the kid was super excited and running around and at got to the point where he wasn't looking where he was going and slammed his head into a wall. Then his mother started freaking out and screaming at us about how we didn't watch what her kid was doing like we were his baby sitter and she said she was going to sue us. Well I explained to her that suing the government wouldn't go well for her. She said fine but someone is going to have to pay for his medical bills. And I asked her how much are the medical bills going to be? She said the medical bills would cost "about tree fidy" well it was about that time I noticed the child was just a basketball with Googly eyes and the mom was a 12 ft monster from the metazoik era and I said "God dammit get outta here loc Ness monster I ain't givin you no tree fidy and take yo damn basketball son with you!"

#25331 Anyone else thinK the scheduled move-in time thing is really dumb? You can't chose your own move-in time. And they no longer store the bed frames? Why do the students have to take them if they are an inconvenience. They only take up space. Seems like every year they have a new and improved list of rediculous policies and rules. http://www.montana.edu/reslife/moving_in

#25330 My two best friends started dating each other and didn't have time for me anymore. During graduation I was surrounded by all these people I knew, but I had never felt so alone.

#25329 Chocolate mint and bacon flavor fudge? Then I woke up.

#25328 What if they find out my skills...

#25327 I have a plan.....aaannnd now it's gone.

#25326 What? I actually have to give a sh*t? What a real drag.