#24500 FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!

#24499 To the blonde girl I met in Miller the other day: I would just love it if you could tie me up, spank my ass until it's red, pour candlewax on my nipples and make me lick your feet all while telling me what a bad boy I really am. I wish I would have gotten your number!

#24498 god I fall for girls too easily, and it sucks because most of the time I think that they have a thing for me i'm wrong and then i end up crying and fuck my life.

#24497 I just drove my 10mpg truck to the supermarket to buy non-organic groceries and non-free range meat. All while leaving the all my electronics on at home.
How many hippies did I just piss off?

#24496

#24486 Hey, I don't know if this is the right place to post this, but I just see all these confessions from people on here who are feeling depressed or thinking about suicide. There's an informal event being held in a couple of weeks to show support and raise awareness for depression and suicide on campus, you can read about it here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1661373557443310/
I just think it would be cool if as many people as possible participated, to let people know they aren't alone and that they do have other options.

There event page also has a list of resources for people who are (or know someone who is) struggling with depression or thoughts of suicide. I will copy and paste them here as well. I just want to remind people that there is help out there, and there are people who care. The entire student body cares.

MSU's Counseling and Psychological Services:
406-994-4531

Bozeman's 24-hour Crisis Help Line:
406-586-3333

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
1-800-273-8255

Gallatin Mental Health Center:
406-556-6500

Hope House:
506-585-1130

Crisis Text Line:
741741

#24495 I respect all members of the military whether they are active or veterans. I go out of my way to thank military men for their service. So when I tell someone that I have noticed their dog tags and that I appreciate their service to this country, the last thing I would of have expected someone to reply back was "That's because I earned it." This isn't an attack on all military personnel but to the person who said that: if you are reading this please understand that I wasn't trying to be rude and if I did something I do apologize; but seriously though, wtf?

#24494 I used to work at a pizza place, and over the phone I would purposely act stupid and difficult just to annoy people. It was one of the few joys of that job.