#24516 Tips for not being a total fucking pussy and making conversation with girls?

#24515 Dear girl im Miller that I saw yesterday: We talked a bit and I really wish I got your number but I would really like it if you could pour candlewax on my nipples, call me bad names, step on my crotch with your stiletto shoes, and whip my ass with a cat of nine tails. I hope you feel the same way!

#24514 So I'm relating to the post about Life in Color
I made out with this dude and we totally hit
It off as well and I'm wishing to find this dude
So I'm not from Montana but I believe his name was
Keenan?! When I met him he had no shirt on and bandana on
His head

#24513 You know what really grinds my gears? People who throw away their half-full soft drink cups in the trash. No no no! Dump the rest of the drink, you never intended to finish, in the drain area of the soda machine. Then throw your cup away.

#24512 Excuse my language but.....I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.

#24511 Dear bicyclists,
Can you please make sure to look where you are going when you are on campus. It pisses me off that I as a driver have to be cautious and yield for you and am not met with the same respect. I don't want to see anyone get hurt. Oh and if you collide with a vehicle DON'T just brush yourself off and take off especially if you're at fault!
Sincerely,
MSU campus driver.

#24510 People need to quit being little fruit bats and stop getting offended by everything. Everything offends someone, so if something offends you, get over it! Quit being a poof and learn to deal with it. Humor is individualistic and we shouldn't make standards on what is and is not ok to joke about. Some people think rape is funny, some don't. That's reality. If something has touched your life and you don't find it funny. Don't laugh. I've had plenty of bad shit happen and I can laugh so don't go down that road. Harden the f*ck up America!

#24509 I wish people would stop making generalizations and comments about stuff they know nothing about. None of us were at the party that SAE didn't even host, none of us know what happened. It's people like yall and Annie Hobby that make America a place where people are guilty before they are even prosecuted (SAE isn't even being prosecuted for this btw due to lack of evidence).